A recent survey has uncovered that the festive period is the sexiest time for couples with Christmas eve and New Year’s eve being the friskiest nights. I get it, why brave the cold to go to some Christmas party when you could be at home getting your fifty shades on?
Whether you’re in a couple or running solo, here are some sexy aids to help you get your freak on. And the best part is, whether you buy them as gifts or as a treat for yourself, these will continue to give you a buzz long after the festive lights have been turned off. They are the gifts that keep on giving throughout 2019 and beyond.
Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar
If this doesn’t spice up your sex life, I don’t know what will. Thanks to E.L. James, we’re all eager to explore the kink in us, and this Sex Toy Advent Calendar helps with that. It’s packed with £250 worth of erotic gifts sex toys, bondage gear and cheeky items like nipple covers. Behind each door of the Sex Toy Advent Calendar is a fun item to help couples ding dong merrily on a high for 24 days. The sequences of gifts have been choreographed to build up erotic tension for a mind-blowing finale just before Christmas Day. Time to get your freak on.
LELO Sona Cruise
I’ve heard and read a lot about the LELO Sona Cruise so I’m excited to meet it in person. Even before I switched it on, I was a fan after all, who doesn’t like gorgeous hot pink and gold housed in a beautiful black box. It’ll make a great gift, it is sleek, beautiful to look at and buzz you straight to pleasureville.
What’s in the Box
-SONA Cruise
-USB Charger
-Satin Storage Pouch
-Warranty Registration Card
-Detailed Instruction Manual
As sex toys go, the LELO is top of the range and the Sona Cruise is one of their most popular. It comes with easy to use buttons and features eight different settings, so you need to play around with it to find the perfect sensations for you.
It’s more of a sonic clitoral massager than a vibrator so it doesn’t rely on vibrations like a conventional sex toy. Instead, it uses sonic waves and pulses to stimulate.
The Sona Cruise also has Cruise Control, a technology specially developed by LELO and exclusive to SONA Cruise. Cruise Control reserves 20% of SONA Cruise’s full power during normal use, so that when it’s pressed hard against the body, the motor begins to drop power, that extra 20% is unleashed so that there’s no reduction of intensity. It’s not a setting, it’s completely automatic, and it eliminates the single most common complaint against pleasure products.
Made entirely out of silicone, the SONA Cruise is very easy to clean. It can be cleaned with a wipe or piece of cloth and it’s also 100% waterproof for those of you who like to use your toys in the bath or shower.
The SONA Cruise is meant to be quiet and restrained but I’d say it depends on the setting. Some pulses can be loud and won’t go unnoticed so be careful where you use it.
I found the Sona Cruise to be beautiful to look at, sleek and well made. It charges very quickly via USB and I believe it has staying power. It won’t be breaking down anytime soon and if it does, there’s a warranty. With so many settings, there’s fun in trying to find the right pleasure setting for you and whichever one you choose will get the job done. It’s a gift that’ll spice things up in the bedroom and keep giving pleasure long after Christmas is over – now that’s a gift worth giving.
LELO TIANI™ 2
My second pick from LELO is the TIANI™ 2, a remote control couple’s massager that enhances the sensations of sex for both partners. It has LELO’s exclusive SenseMotion™ technology, which allows users to control the sensations during lovemaking through movements of the remote. It’s the perfect gift for adventurous couples. It comes in different colours but how gorgeous is this hot pink.
What’s in the Box
• TIANI™ 2 Couples Massager
• Wireless Remote Controller
• USB-Charging Cord
• Satin Storage Pouch
• Warranty Registration Card
• Detailed Instruction Manual
• 2xAAA batteries for Remote
The key features of the TIANI™ 2 includes:
Superior Performance With Amplified Signal: The TIANI™ 2 has 3x greater range than all other wireless couples massagers
50% More Powerful Vibrations & 8 Stimulation Modes: TIANI™ 2 has an additional full-feeling attachment for targeted pleasure in the perfect sex toy for couples
Fully Waterproof & Rechargeable: It can be taken on your travels or used in the bath or shower
How it works
Like all of LELO’s toys, it comes with a full manual but here’s a quick summary – TIANI™ 2 can be used solo or by couples. It’s designed to be inserted with the smaller arm within the vagina, and the larger outer arm sitting on the clitoris. It is easiest to place your massager before your partner enters you. TIANI™ will definitely spice things up and bring out your experimental side.
Mystery Vibe Crescendo
Say hello to the Crescendo by Mystery Vibe, it’s the world’s first luxury bendable vibrator that can adapt to any body shape. Made from premium body-safe silicone, it is completely adjustable. It’s built on the idea that our bodies are different so being adjustable, we can twist and bend the Crescendo to the contours of our bodies to gain the ultimate pleasure. It can be used solo and by couples.
Key Features
• It’s unisex
• Has with six vibrating zones
• Wireless charging
• Can be controlled by an App
• It’s waterproof
• Made with body safe silicone
• You can customise the vibrations to your liking
It comes in a luxurious black box which contains the Crescendo, a wireless charger, instructions and a satin pouch. It’s all very beautiful and will make an excellent gift.
PLSRX G-Spot Vibrator
PLSRX is quite new to the UK market because I hadn’t heard a lot about it about it until now but you know what they say about German engineering – it speaks for its self.
The entire PLSRX range comes in hot pink so you know who it’s aimed at – ladies (wink) but don’t worry couples can have fun with it too. The entire range is quite beautiful
What’s in the Box
• The G-Spot Vibrator
• USB Charging Cable
• Storage Pouch
• Discreet Gift Box Packaging
• Instruction Manual
• Safety Advice Guide
• 2 Year Manufacturers Guarantee
As a handheld massager, the bumps and ridges on this G Spot Vibrator makes it unique. It hits all the right spots. I was impressed with how strong but quiet the vibrations are. It also charges quickly via USB.
Key features include:
-3 adjustable intensity settings
-7 mind blowing speeds.
-Luxurious body-safe silicone which is water resistant and easy to care for.
-Rechargeable: Up to 2 hours playtime from each charge. Includes USB Charging Cable.
Obviously I believe these will make excellent gifts, I also like the fact that they come with a warranty because some of these aren’t cheap. An idea Ann Summer’s might want to take on board. Anyway happy shopping and here’s to an orgasmic festive season x